Vincent Van Gogh sold all but one of his paintings posthumously. J.R.R. Tolkein left behind a number of unfinished manuscripts that have since been published. Following the rapper’s murder in ’96, Tupac has released half a dozen records. The Michael Jackson documentary, This Is It, is currently dominating the international box office. Great, true artists produce after they pass; their work transcends the afterlife. So that got us wondering; what kind of masterpiece will leak out after Burt Reynolds ascends to the Right Hand of the Father? These are ten Posthumous Productions that we expect to see from The Bandit…

Hut, Hut, Dyke

Synopsis: After sleeping with the commissioner’s daughter, veteran QB Cake Kelly is blacklisted from the NFL. To recapture gridiron glory, Kelly dons leggings and a wig and enlists in the newly formed female football league. 

The Gun-Swinger

Synopsis: Life can be pretty unpredictable for an ageing gunslinger. But when you’re a wanted felon AND you engage in wild sex parties every other night, life is just one quick draw after another.

The Wild, Wild, Breast

Synopsis: This 70s epic is more of a companion piece to The Gun Swinger than anything else. Burt plays the tired, disillusioned sheriff of an all-girl village. He is forced to revisit his violent past when a group of female bandits take over the local saloon and force themselves on the towns-folk.

The Cougar Mover

Synopsis: A modern day re-telling of The Pied Piper of Hamelin, Burt plays a whores-whisperer that is hired by a derelict city to rid their streets of hookers. After doing so with his long, thin instrument, Burt is betrayed and banished. Reynolds then responds by using his holed instrument to entrance and abduct the city’s entire cougar population.

The Burt Nap

Synopsis: Originally due out in the winter of ’71, this ‘cop-on-the-edge’ thriller was shelved following the success of Dirty Harry. Turns out that they were too similar. And the Eastwood pic was much, much better.

Beer John

Synopsis: Ralph Bud ran the most successful brewery in Colorado before he was shipped off to Vietnam. Over seas and under fire, Bud continues to manage his factory through a series of letters home to his wife, the replacement floor manager at Bud’s Brews. A true story.

The Whiskey Chaser

Synopsis: Before he was the Bandit, Reynolds played a lawman hunting down the country’s most infamous bootleggers. The movie was scratched when test audiences failed to respond to Reynolds as anti-booze. 

Red, White, and Blew: Stars and Strips

Synopsis: Reynolds’ only mainstream porno, this before-its-time skin flick stars Burt as a decorated WWII veteran that’s trying to earn his last medal, the Vag of Honor.

Panty Raiders of the Last Fart

Synopsis: Reynolds headlines this failed Indian Jones spoof as a dashing architect in search of Queen Butt’s magical panties. There’s a farting mule in here somewhere.   

The Bro-hibition

Synopsis: When President Square decides that Bros are bad for society, outlawed bra Drake Nar, Reynolds, opens up an underground bar where frat dudes can do push ups, drink beer, talk about chicks, compare delts, and fist pound all night long. Nar’s rebellious ways inspire a nation to rediscover their inner bro.

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